Thursday, April 16, 2009

`Poor Boys`

>>When a Girl Cries ---------->> The World "Consoles" her ...
>>But when a boy cries ---------->> They say Come on man don't be A "Girl" ...

>>If A Girl slaps a Boy ---------->> Definitely the Boy would have "done something" ...
>>If Boy Slaps a girl ---------->> Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies" ...

>>If a Girl is talking to Boys ---------->> She is "Very Friendly" ...
>>If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------->> He is "flirting" ...

>>If a Girl meets with accident ---------->> Then its "mistake of others" ...
>>If a Boy meets with same accident ---------->> "Don't you know how to Drive" ...

{serve u rite guyz! u species deserve all those insults.. :D}

`Marriage & Handphone Service Provider`

Life before marriage is HOTLINK
"U can express ur self "
During honeymoon is TMTOUCH
"Always get in Touch "
After Honeymoon is MAXIS
"Wherever u go ur wife network follows"
After one year Life is DIGI
"Ur wife can change ur life''
After 10 years Life is CELCOM
"Subscriber is not reachable?????''

`Wife vs Girlfriend`

Differences between Wife & Girlfriend ...

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU & Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU ...

And some say:
>>Wife is like TV # Girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) ...
>>At home watch TV # Go out bring HP ...
>>No money, sell TV # Got money change HP ...
>>Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP ...
>>TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will beterminated ...
>>TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time ...
>>Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding ...
>>Most important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have ...
>>Last but not least >> TV do not have virus but HP has VIRUS ...

Once get it, HABIS LAH ... So,better choose TV lah ... :D

`Great Politics ... Jokes`

>>The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case, you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

>>Musharraf calls Bush on 11^th Sept 2001:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning..
Musharraf: Oops.. I will call back in an hour!

>> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" The barman says,"Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" Bush says, "We're planning world war 3".. The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" and Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

>>*Pakistani on the moon:*
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ... Problem Solved!!!

>>A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York..
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog..
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog..
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life..
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"..
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ''Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "A Terrorist kills innocent American dog"..


`Explainations ... Good Jokes`

1. Losing all your friends ...
>>Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says,'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted ...
>>A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'...
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'...

3. Meaning of WIFE ...
>>Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period ...
>>Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential ...
>>A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confidentabout that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger management? ...
>>Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

>> hahaha ... laugh & laugh & keep on laughin! <<

`Why We Use English for IT `

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for maths and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school..
See example below: Hardware = barangkeras , Software = baranglembut , Joystick = batang gembira, = Plug and Play = cucuk dan main , Port = lubang , Server = pelayan , Client = pelanggan..
Try to translate this ~ ENGLISH~ :That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.
Now in ~BAHASA ~ :Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.
Now you know ..WHY.. :)