`Wife vs Girlfriend`

Differences between Wife & Girlfriend ...

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU & Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU ...

And some say:
>>Wife is like TV # Girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) ...
>>At home watch TV # Go out bring HP ...
>>No money, sell TV # Got money change HP ...
>>Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP ...
>>TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will beterminated ...
>>TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time ...
>>Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding ...
>>Most important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have ...
>>Last but not least >> TV do not have virus but HP has VIRUS ...

Once get it, HABIS LAH ... So,better choose TV lah ... :D