Thursday, April 16, 2009

`Poor Boys`

>>When a Girl Cries ---------->> The World "Consoles" her ...
>>But when a boy cries ---------->> They say Come on man don't be A "Girl" ...

>>If A Girl slaps a Boy ---------->> Definitely the Boy would have "done something" ...
>>If Boy Slaps a girl ---------->> Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies" ...

>>If a Girl is talking to Boys ---------->> She is "Very Friendly" ...
>>If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------->> He is "flirting" ...

>>If a Girl meets with accident ---------->> Then its "mistake of others" ...
>>If a Boy meets with same accident ---------->> "Don't you know how to Drive" ...

{serve u rite guyz! u species deserve all those insults.. :D}

`Marriage & Handphone Service Provider`

Life before marriage is HOTLINK
"U can express ur self "
During honeymoon is TMTOUCH
"Always get in Touch "
After Honeymoon is MAXIS
"Wherever u go ur wife network follows"
After one year Life is DIGI
"Ur wife can change ur life''
After 10 years Life is CELCOM
"Subscriber is not reachable?????''

`Wife vs Girlfriend`

Differences between Wife & Girlfriend ...

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU & Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU ...

And some say:
>>Wife is like TV # Girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) ...
>>At home watch TV # Go out bring HP ...
>>No money, sell TV # Got money change HP ...
>>Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP ...
>>TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will beterminated ...
>>TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time ...
>>Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding ...
>>Most important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have ...
>>Last but not least >> TV do not have virus but HP has VIRUS ...

Once get it, HABIS LAH ... So,better choose TV lah ... :D

`Great Politics ... Jokes`

>>The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case, you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

>>Musharraf calls Bush on 11^th Sept 2001:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning..
Musharraf: Oops.. I will call back in an hour!

>> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" The barman says,"Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?" Bush says, "We're planning world war 3".. The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" and Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

>>*Pakistani on the moon:*
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem..
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ... Problem Solved!!!

>>A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York..
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog..
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog..
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life..
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"..
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ''Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "A Terrorist kills innocent American dog"..


`Explainations ... Good Jokes`

1. Losing all your friends ...
>>Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says,'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted ...
>>A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'...
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'...

3. Meaning of WIFE ...
>>Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period ...
>>Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential ...
>>A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confidentabout that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger management? ...
>>Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

>> hahaha ... laugh & laugh & keep on laughin! <<

`Why We Use English for IT `

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for maths and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school..
See example below: Hardware = barangkeras , Software = baranglembut , Joystick = batang gembira, = Plug and Play = cucuk dan main , Port = lubang , Server = pelayan , Client = pelanggan..
Try to translate this ~ ENGLISH~ :That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.
Now in ~BAHASA ~ :Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.
Now you know ..WHY.. :)

Monday, December 8, 2008

` My Ten Simple Principles In Life`

  • Always lead an honest life.. > neva lie 4 anythin unless u no its 4 gud.. neva spread rumours in life bout a person u don like no matter how muc u hate him/her.. leadin an honest life is d best! ~ wht goes around,cumz around ~
  • Be sincere in luv.. > luv him d best! b loyal 2 d guy whos gonna treasure u 1 day.. he is ur everythin no matter wht happenz! gud or bad,stick wit him!
  • Neva say 'NO' 2 dad 4 anythin xcept 4 luv!
  • Neva keep quiet 4 personal sensitive issuez.. ( FAMILY.. LUV.. SEX INVOLVIN ME.. MONEY.. )
  • Neva get out from smtg ur engaged wit till u've successfully done wit it..
  • Earn as muc as possible within d period..
  • Always fite 4 ur rites in life.. > life isn complete witout strievez n strugglez!
  • Neva run away from probz! neva b a coward 2 face probz.. challenges r ur nex step in life.. face dem! prove dem!
  • Neva giv up & lose 2 ppl.. > try helpin d neediz & d poor.. ppl like dem need ppl like us in life..
  • In - laws cum 1st in life afta ur married! > treat ur mother - in - law as ur mom.. no probz will occur in life.. spousez as ur family memberz,u r der in life!

Saturday, December 6, 2008


ladies n gentlemen;
lets we share out our sweet memorie's here;
1.write ur unforgetble momment when u'r entering this 4c n 5c(it can be either sweet or non sweet memories..if both is perfect)

2.list down ur best fwen name;(only for 4c or 5c student)

3.list down ur like n dislike teachers.

4.leave down ur contat num so other students can still keep in touch v u guys; (dont worry to leave down here,because i hav private aredy this group guys.

5.write ur wish to all 5c students n our daddy (mr azlan)

btw,merdeka to eveybody~hehehe


ma answerz 4 diz survey:
1. i hav lotza chwit memoriez actually thru out 2007 & 2008 in both 4C & 5C.. which 1 2 write? errmm,okie.. i'll write d best okiez.. obviously,when v had our jamuan raya 2008.. dat was d best! masyarakat majmuk 5C SMKTD man! (do see ma 5C JAMUAN RAYA ALBUM in ma profile too) OH YEA! winnin d kelas paling terkotor 4 so many times continously witout fail weekly! wooow.. v really rocked TD guyz! & of coz.. not 4gettin smtg funny! lolx.. i cant stop laughin wheneva i tot of d skul administratorz who wanted 2 sponsor us (only d selected 4 'poor' studentz!) our skul uniform.. lolx lolx lolx lolx lolx.. a pair will jas cost less than RM 20.. & d skul tot v cudn afford dat muc.. OMG! d biggest joke in ma life.. v were jas wonderin y on earth dey wanted 2 sponsor us.. afta thinkin 4 a while,only den i realized y.. guess y! in d maklumat diri pelajar,i lied bout ma dadz occupation n pay! lolx.. whr on earth ppl in nowadayz life work 4 ONLY RM 600 as a lorry driver? lolx.. but,i did it! lolx lolx lolx lolx lolx lolx lolx..

2. hahaha.. best fwenz huh.. no! no! no! it'll take me hourz 2 write if i were 2 write d 36 namez asso.. hehe.. all of u r unique in ur own way & style.. luv u'll alwayz!

3. errrmmm.. i hav lotz 2 write bout diz.. but,since d anak-anak emas of sum kepalaz r hir,im purposely gonna highlite dier namez! starts wit d 1 i really hate.. here it goes:
i. obviously,BLADY ZAKARIA!
ii. d nex will b,non oder than d ASSHOLE HASNI!
iii. not 4gettin d lady koop teacher! i dono whtz her name exactly.. but she drives a marron toyota hilux.. XXX 7647..
iv. as d list goes on,d nex is d CHAPATHI FACED HASHIMAH! damn i tell u guyz! shit man!

cumin 2 d teachers i luv.. hehe.. i'll pick d best aite.. hir it goes:
i. who else can diz teacher b if its not d most diciplined,luvin,caring & punctual PN LEE YAM YEE.. honestly speakin,i really luved each n every lesson of herz.. wished if she taught us all d subjectz.. hehe..
ii. CIKGU SAMSUDDIN will b my nex choice.. he is one of d most carin BSMM adviser i eva came accross.. he is jas willin 2 do anythin 4 his studentz.. & i was his ahli dedikasi BSMM SMKTD 2008.. (sum oderz 4m our class too got dat honour)
iii. EN ZORI is d best! hehe.. though he lookz like 1 kind.. hehe.. but,he is d best at givin notes! u'll no y.. his notes r so damn short n ezy 2 understand asso.. missed him afta 2006.. he was my KHB - KT sir..
iv. hir cumz SIR! SIR,wonder nex year u'll b missin us or not.. hehe.. u were d BEST FORM TEACHER in TD! no doubt!
v. SIR PALA,hehe.. walkin tall evrywhr.. d sir who guided me 4 public speakin.. n always called out my name in skul almost evrywhr he sees me.. hehe..
hey guyz,derz alot 2 write.. i think i hav 2 stop hir.. as u'll can see,d list is jas flowin rite! n im d 1 will neva stop writin.. hehe..

4. contact num is alredy in our class CD guyz.. (try not givin out numz hir,out group isn private)

5. well,wishin sumthin 4 5C.. hmmmm.. v r all separated physically,but i hope mentally v r not.. & v will not.. v started n ended 2getha.. so,lets hope 4 d best 4 everyone of us.. all d best in ur future undertakingz! neva giv up.. kip workin hard.. ;p gonna mizz ur stupid trickz & stuffz ull used 2 do in class! :p

Friday, December 5, 2008

`Jamuan Raya 5C SMKTD 2008`

a feelin jas like yesterday v celebrated d jamuan raya SMKTD 2008.. but,1 month has flied away jas like dat.. all of u no,v had fun 2 d max! lolx.. an un4getable jamuan raya in TD.. i think no 1 has eva wrote bout d jamuan.. so,i've decided 2 write sumthin bout it.. don wonder y im writin now.. as i said,was bz wit xamz n only now i hav plenty of time 2 write & write & write.. where shall i start from? lolx.. well,i'll start from d mornin v came n arranged d tables.. haha.. n d home cooked food d malays brought from home.. to tell d truth,i was actually keepin an eye of d chicken rendang n d nasi lemak.. (if i've not mistaken,it shud b naz'z nasi lemak) hehe.. i luv his nasi lemak actually! dats not d end.. der were many infact.. wht i can rememba d best is alvin's mom's cake! yummy! yummy! i luved dat cake.. superlicious! bout dat cake asso,i still remember feedin ma bestie by my mouth 2 her mouth! lolx.. v seriously had fun! d nex was when jingli's sparkling wine which was hawt in market! lolx.. everybody wanted 2 drink dat! but wht a pity,v were lackin of dat wine.. v had only 3 bottlez! guess wht! d oder taicho fellerz were bz askin us y didn v bring alcohol n liquor! lolx.. if ony i knew dey wanted.. wht a fun! haizz.. d best moment was d photography session man! waaaalaaaoo! postz by postz.. picz by picz.. cameraz by cameraz.. (both camz & hpz) fuuuuuuh! flashes of snapshotz were evrywhr in clazz! d best moment in 5C.. guess wht guyz! my hp switched off suddenly while i was bz capturin picz of dem.. (battery got t0o weak) luckily,my fren cud bluetooth me all d remainin picz.. :) a reminder 4 u'll.. ~ make sure ur batteriez r full charged when u'll r gonna use d camera 4 sumthin important.. or else u'll b endin up like me.. lolx.. ~ afta d capturin session was d eatin session! lolx.. no need 2 tell bout diz i think.. by now u'll shud no d.. when it cums 2 eatin.. lolx lolx lolx lolx lolx.. k k.. eatin is also important 2 keep us goin rite.. so,i think i got 2 laugh a lil ny.. evryone i saw was njoyin d food.. haha.. wallopin evrythin dey cud! & dat was when i knew ppl really cud eat & im a very poor eater compared 2 dem! no joke! hmmm.. dat was when SIR came in.. SIR started lecturin as normal.. hehe.. he told us not 2 4get him,not 2 cry when v r about 2 leave TD,always say a HI 2 him wheneva v met him sumwhre in town or wht & bla bla bla.. haizz.. SIR has neva left us a day witout lecturin! hehe.. sumtimes its funny.. he crackz jokes involvin all of us.. sumtimes its really damn blady bored! u no wht,i hav even slept in class durin his time! alah,kalo dok kat blakan n dgr citer2 yg memborinkan,sape jer yg tak tertido kan? ish ish ish.. haizz.. whteva n howeva was life in skul.. sweet memories such as dat neva faded.. all of u r fresh in ma mind! u'll can neva b 4gotten ezyly..

`My First Day`

ermmm.. finally started bloggin d.. been tellin all diz while 2 my frenz.. sum even urged me 2 start writin months ago.. well,SPM was on by den.. n now since its over & m done wit skul,i find days r gettin so damn bored.. i prefer skul life! im missin ma frenz! skul! frenly teacherz! no more gettin lectured by annoyin teacherz.. no more skippin skul & classes illegally.. no more eatin in dat skul canteen.. (missin mee soup,nasi lemak,nasi goreng,nasi ayam,mee hai lam & my favourite milo ais) no more lepakin at sum `happenin` spotz in skul.. haizz.. i jas spent 4 solid years in TD.. but d effect is as though i completed my primary studies too in dat skul.. wooooww! memories r not 1 or 2.. der r many.. n dat is one of my strongest reason y i wanted 2 write.. n another thing is i cant stop writin when i hav started.. hehe.. my language master in skul used 2 cry 2 me 4 diz! :) well,u'll shud no too.. der r many things 2 write n so it keepz flowin.. & no 1 can stop dat rite! hmmm.. sittin in fron of ma pc n typin whteva i feel like tellin out.. im feelin bored! though,v get 2 meet frenz outside.. jas a call or two,askin dem 2 cum 2 our lepakin spot,meetin dem up,playin poker in a mamak stall,havin fun meetin d best homies afta so long.. nuthins like skul life! ~ missin d morninz i used 2 complete my commerce! haizz.. 4-5 essayz in jas 1 day! d teacher mus b really mad! luckily,frenz r quite harworkin.. hehe.. wanna break my secret! i used 2 copy dem! lolx.. it was really fun! d morninz i used 2 study 4 examz like a mad gal.. (a very bad habit i hav,to study a week b4 xam) lolx.. THANK GOD i didn do dat 4 my SPM.. hehe.. d hours i used 2 study 4 xamz in class.. haizz.. thinkin bek how it was at dat time,i can only afford 2 laugh n call myself silly now.. :) hmmm.. no more tensionz as b4.. no more crackin headz like how i used 2 do when itz xam time! no more xam fever.. (m talkin bout time bein) can i get diz kinda satisfaction bek? obviously NO! will b really mizzin skul life! i cant blif dat im alredy done wit skul,assembliez,homeworkz,teacherz & d most of all.. ~uniformz~! lolx.. m sure everyone hates uniform n so do me.. finally done wit all! wht a relieve.. haizz.. tummy'z edy makin lotza noise.. & b4 dey strike,i think i betta go fill dem up 1st.. lolx.. kip updatin urselves aite.. will b writin more & more as time cumz.. take care.. hav a nice day ahead.. (^_^)